♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
[screaming]
[cracking]
McGEE: Dear Mom,
My pal Squirt is having a growth spurt...
Got any giant sized underwear lying around?
[groans]
It seems like we've been walking for days...
Man up!
We've been walking for 47 seconds!
[stomach gurgles]
I'm hungry.
Can we stop for some toe jam jerky?
No time for schnacking! Ve're almost there!
[gasp]
Found it!
Feast your eyes on der rarest plant in der world...
Der Bolognese Cactus!
It blooms vonce every von‐hundred years
und time's almost up!
[♪]
[fart]
It's more beautiful than I ever imagined.
Okay... everyone gather round
for a keepsake photo of the giant...
[gasp]
...Meatball!
Not bad... but it could use a little sprinkle of cinnamon.
NO!
I know it's not your conventional
meat product seasoning but‐
That vasn't for eating!
Now shpit it out! Shpit it out!
URGH! URGH!
[giggles] That tickles!
Oh, de humanity!
Not to mention de strange, terrible zide effects.
Wait ‐ what kind of zide effects?
Brain explosions. Facial warts.
Extreme foot odor. [gasp]
Or maybe nothing happens. No one really knows.
Now I haf to wait another hundred years.
[sigh]
Okay, back to camp.
[belch]
'Scuze me.
Mmm, meatbally!
McGEE: No itchy bumps, brain swelling,
smelly feet or mutant hunger for human flesh?
Don't think so.
Then it looks like you're okay.
Ow! Not funny guys.
Who lowered the door frame?
BOTH: Whoa!
Now that's a zide effect!
This is the kind of zide effect I can work with!
Ah!
Hello! Personal space!
[screaming]
[cracking]
First you destroy der Bolognese Meatball,
now der cabin?
No chocolate covered maggots for you!
Oooh, I feel a breeze.
We've got to cover that giant butt.
Nice shorts Squirt!
They are a tad snug...
And now for my triple backward swan‐dinger with a twist!
Yeah!
[laughter]
Weee!
[laughter]
(muffled) Somebody help me!
[grunts]
Eugh!
Loving the new look!
[stomach rumbles]
[screams]
Sorry! Still working on that cactus meatball.
Hey, we're just happy it wasn't from the back end.
Yeah, that could start an earthquake!
[laughter]
[♪]
Check it out! Walkin' the dogs!
Around the world!
[cheering]
Huh?
I am the yo‐yo man!
I don't know how they got a giant Squirt
but I know how I'm gonna get one!
[both sighing]
[sighs]
Oops. Sorry!
(spits sand) No problem big buddy.
'Scuse me, guys. I gotta tinkle!
Looks like MegaSquirt's got to do a mega‐squirt!
I gotta admit it, more Squirt equals more fun.
Yeah. Think it's gonna wear off?
Maybe in a week, maybe a hundred years...
A hundred years?
Give or take a decade. Who knows?
Time for lunch!
[beeping]
I hope he doesn't vant seconds.
Occupied!
Gotta go! Gotta go!
[sighs]
Hey, what's a 50 foot guy gotta do
to get some privacy around here?
[chuckles] Contact!
[whirring]
What's taking Squirt so long?
Twenty times bigger. Twenty times more pee.
[loud stomping]
Oh!
Hey, watch where you're stompin' buddy!
What's up with the dorky hat?
And why does it have a Buttsquat on it?
Hey Bottom Squishers, your giant is mine now!
Say goodbye to Megasquirt
and hello to mighty MEGASQUAT!
[whirring]
Hey! Leave our giant buddy alone, Buttstink!
C'mon Gretch, let's get rid of Squirt's headache!
Squirt, it's Gretchen and McGee!
Don't you recognize us?
Squash those bugs MegaSquat!
[screaming]
[groans] What's a Zombie got to do
to get a little privacy around here?
Ha! Smack ya later, McGee!
Well I enjoyed being average height while it lasted.
We've got to find a way to help Squirt
without getting stomped!
Well, there is a little project I've been working on.
We've got a giant robot?
Ehh, I never got around to finishing it.
Finished!
This is gonna be AWESOME!
Let's fire this baby up!
[♪]
Hiii‐yah!
Hehh‐yah!
Ahh‐yah!
Hee‐yah!
Let's go Bottom Dwellers!
[♪]
Mechabottom Awesomize!
SAWYER: There are obviously a few kinks
that need to ironed out.
[screams]
[screaming]
[Buttsquat laughs]
Behold, MegaSquat!
This is so cool!
What the...? [rumbling]
McGEE: Okay Buttsneeze.
Release Squirt or feel the fury of Mechabottom!
I thought we were calling it Kick ButtBorg.
Wasn't it Junkbottom?
Robo McSock'Em Bottom!
I just call it Wilbur.
BUTTSQUAT: Well, well, well...
If it isn't McGee and his dweeby friends
inside a robo hunk‐a‐junk!
Whatever, Buttsneeze!
Feel the fury of...
We're gonna need a bigger robot.
Ha! Let the crushing commence!
Squirt, no! We're your friends!
Don't squash us!
[loud clanging]
Okay, Bottom Dwellers! Our pal needs us.
Activate Turbo‐Jump!
BOTH: Turbo‐Jump Go!
BUTTSQUAT: Hold still so I can MegaSquish you!
ALL: Whoa!
Oof!
He he, no problem...
Activate MechaSword!
Ve don't got a Mechasword.
What?
Wait, I've got an idea...
MechaSword Go!
Wahahahaha!
[screaming]
[giggles]
Stop wiggling, Mega‐Twirp! Gaah!
Gretch! Let go of the tree!
I'm trying!
Have a nice flight, Mechalosers!
[cackles]
[screaming]
SAWYER: My cabin!
[all groaning]
Ooh, Squirt doesn't know his own strength.
Buttsquat does... Look!
[stomach rumbles]
[groans]
Get moving, you giant dweeb!
Nobody talks to my mega‐buddy like that!
Fire Mecha‐Balls!
Mecha‐Balls GO!
Gah! Ow!
Quit it! No fair!
Time for a little camp stampin'!
[gasp] My cabin!
You just squashed the wrong camp, Buttsquat!
Mecha‐Chaaaarge!
[battle cries]
[screams] My beloved mess hall!
Uh, I thought we were trying to stop him
from destroying our camp?
[screaming]
[battle cry]
Too...strong!
Feel the power of MegaSquat!
[groans, stomach growls]
Aw come on. You shoulda gone before we left!
HA! The meatball!
We've got one shot. Make it count!
Activate, Mecha‐Gassy Hand!
Ha! You missed your ONE shot McGoof!
Actually I meant to say two but one sounded cooler!
[groans, stomach growls]
Haha, It's working!
[loud fart]
Oof! Oof!
Man, I'm hungry. Any more meatballs?
AH! Did I miss something?
Ah, not much.
Just Buttsquat using you as a giant destructo machine!
Me? Well, that's just... not nice at all!
[whirring]
Ahahaha!
You may have defeated MegaSquat, McGee.
But now my giant RoboButt is ready to stomp!
Leave our camp alone, you robo‐jerk!
Yii‐ahh!
[screams]
I will have revenge!
[cheering]
MegaSquirt one. Buttsquat zero.
Now that you're normal size, Squirt,
I suggest not eating any exotic meatballs.
Yah. Now be a good Bottom dweller und grab a hammer.
This camp ain't gonna fix itself.
Activate Mecha‐Hammer?
No?
Let's go Bottom Dwellers!
[♪]